I tell him “Yeah I’m close… Big cock Yeah we will. He stood just 2 feet from me, towering over me as I tilt my head up since I was sitting down. But before he did, when their faces had turned from him, and my face was still in his line of view, he gave me a warm smirk and a wink before turning around and walking back inside. He plops down 3 feet away from and simply says “fuck em” and opens his beer and leans it in for a cheers. I state equally as plainly “well, you’re probably gonna have to take your pants off”. Half an hour later his buddy (and his ride) was heading out, so he was making his goodbyes to everyone.
