“And thee driver?” signalman asked. Eporner “Fucking surgeon at Railway Hospital hated the fat fucker so he made wound into second ass hole,” the inspector laughed, “He told Ted he coud have new career in Circus as the man we two asses!”
“Bloody hell,” says Tommy, “I suppose he would rather have two cocks?” he suggested. He was in waiting room at the station when he woke up. “I got exams on week after next and I still ‘ant sucked a bloke off yet,”
“What?” Tommy demanded. Nor freezing neither. “Agghhhhhh!” Ted screamed. “Tha’ll mek a fine railwayman, have a brew and go back and if he’s dead nick his watch before some other bugger does.”
“Tha’s a callous bugger,” Tommy replied. “It’s bloody red hot!” Tommy protested. Four big driving wheels as big as a man and four little ‘uns out front. Passenger train come past, headed for Grimsby, engine were off beat a bit.
