In the United States they are called Goldfish. XXX There is a full bar.”
“No thank you, but maybe later.”
Tell me; are you engaged to that girl Lisa?”
“No, we broke up over six months ago, and I haven’t talked to her since.”
“You didn’t tell your parents, did you?”
“No I didn’t.”
“Why not?”
“Because my Mom would come out with a long list of new prospects for me to date. Her Sensei had always taught her that most men would only squirt a teaspoon or two full of sperm. “As they are fresh water fish, they would all die.”
“Oh yah … She swallowed the slippery liquid with full knowledge she must have more of it, and as often as possible. A very nice young man.”
“As he is at work every day, his marriage is already in trouble. She then sat on his lap facing him. Do you think you would like to go to a lodge meeting with me










