Sooner out.”
With that, she grabbed my arm again and marched me to Room Six where another embarrassing surprise was waiting for me. GET. Hindi sex Staggering to my feet, I turned to look at my reflection in the wardrobe mirror and winced. “Listen, look, Mom,” I said firmly staring into her eyes, “I mean, this is really personal stuff. More than enough time for me to strangle the turkey again to help ease that pesky ache in my nuts that had been bothering me for a week now. Even sitting in class had become uncomfortable especially with you-know-who sat a couple of rows in front of me. NO FUCKING WAY could I let my Mom see me tossing off Captain Beefstick just as he fired a load of the white stuff all over my bare chest and stomach. There you go. Muttering to myself, I grabbed a clean pair of shorts and waddled to the bathroom like
