I ordered my dinner (she had already ordered hers), and while we waited, we had a laugh about our mishap earlier at the store. I had heard that Lindsborg (also known as Little Sweden around Kansas) was a unique community that traded on its Swedish-American roots to attract the tourist trade, and since the first day of the conference was mainly registration and welcome speeches (which I didn’t feel compelled to attend), I decided to check in at the conference as early as possible, attend the one late morning seminar that I was interested in, and drive back to Lindsborg to spend the afternoon exploring the town. XXX If you do it well, I will eat your pussy. Now spread your legs.
