“If you say tintinnabulation I am going to smack you so hard that you won’t coalesce again until next Halloween.”
Turning to Nathan, the toga clad man said, “You will have to excuse Mr. Big cock “He means ‘Happy Halloween,’” said one of the other smoky figures. “I voted for bricking you up in a wall… and that I was terrible. David thought he was condemning a wicked neighbor who was stealing sheep, but he was actually condemning himself for stealing Bathsheba by murdering her husband.”
“Samuel… All of my writing is intended for adults over the age of 18 ONLY. Her’s was the voice that had originally spoken. He wasn’t that stable before the rabies brought him over to this side and occasionally he gets carried away in his own prose.”
He smiled and continued, “But he is essentially right. You are the worst loser in the history of hack writers. So we have decided to let the
