“Button it Cocker,” I says, “I means she’s strong as any bloke,” I says. Her woman’s parts was all pink and moist and me tadger was straining fit to bust so I had me belt undone and me kecks round me ankles afore you could say “Ee Bah Gum.”
It were lucky he were straining as her thingy put up a fight as I went to poke her, I had to hang on to her whatsits to get a bit of purchase like, but all of a sudden it gev way and I were bollock deep inside her unmentionables. Xvideos Blagthorpe, Yorkshire, England 1886. “She means technically,” the Vicar said helpfully, “So there is a lot to organise, flowers, bells, choir,”
“That’s bollocks is that,” Lucy says, “No flowers, no bells, no choir, no bloody fancy dresses, just call the Banns, marry us part way through morning service and then us can get started on a son and
