You: No, I think you mean jizz, kiddo. Aww! Xxx video Kids: Wow Mom, you’ve been drinking too much of Dad’s Kool-Aid! Kids: Dad! Kids: Wow Mom, you’ve been drinking too much of Dad’s Kool-Aid! wait for it… Get on all fours! wait for it… Did you really think first man was going to be just peachy with me? Me: Yeah right, ok… Me: (shoots a torrent of baby batter your ways) Touchdown! Awww! Me: (boning begins) I call this position 52! Did you really think first man was going to be just peachy with me? You: You know I’m half Japanese, half Irish, and half Hawaii native X? You: You know I’m half Japanese, half Irish, and half Hawaii native X? Kids: (storm into oval office) Gross! 2 point conversion success! You: (we start to 69) Oh you are a magician. Aw! I’m probably traumatized for life now seeing you cover Mom with all that jazz.
