England August 2022. Porn “Only if I sucked it first, he was a right bugger to get going, not like Phil, tickle his balls and it shot up like a bike pump when there’s already air in the tyre.” she reminisced. “Er, no.” I replied. “Really?” I sighed
“Yes,” she replied, “Pulled a muscle, he was a lovely man, lovely muscles when we were married, he liked my cooking, that’s why he married me, I made sure he had a good tea every day so he didn’t go chasing other women.and he grew a great big pot belly by the time he had his heart attack.”
“Really?” I sighed, “I’ll make sure I don’t have tea round your house.”
“Clogged arteries, too much fatty food,” she said, “He loved fatty food.”
“I’m sorry, do I need to know this?” I asked.
Actors:
Freya Von Doom / Sgt Miles
