Oh, and Harry? Do you know, it took me 3 hours to get into my flat yesterday. Big cock – Bill
To: Bill Weasley; Ron Weasley; Charlie Weasley Ungodly Duo
From: Harry Potter
Re: I defeated Voldemort Once
Some spport, if you don’t boody mind, would be verry appreciated. I’ve observed every trick in the book for five brothers, enough so that I can out-think them all. Yuir all to kind. I believe there is some internal… And truthfully, now that I’ve gone up in the ranks of my team, I can understand where he’s coming from. Do you know, it took me 3 hours to get into my flat yesterday. To: Bill Weasley
From: Ron Weasley
Re: Golden Snitches
Harry, great prat he is, went public with the size and weight of the Snitches. Deranged women are throwing themselves at me, and I’m listed as the #8 most eligible bachelor.




















