Janie was a lizard. Eporner Dio was named after legendary American heavy metal vocalist Ronnie James Dio.” replied Leo. She shifted as she set the eggplant on the cutting board and cut it into one inch slices. That’s when his father shot his hot manly spunk into Julia‘s well lubed meat wallet.”
Suddenly there was a disruption in the time space continuum which resulted in a big whooshing noise followed by a sharp sucking thunk not unlike a new giant bottle of condiment being unscrewed for the first time and the vacuum of the jar being broken. When I got there, I felt the need to projectile vomit.”
“What did the vomit look like?” asked Leo. He has a powerful voice and he does the devil horn gesture with his hands when he’s rockin’ out.“ “The night Dio Sinephine was conceived was May 25, 1983.” continued Leo.
