“Jees!” I said as the pedo plummeted the last bit, “How the fuck do they escape?”
“Pine box,” Mike said, “They play dead and get sent home.”
“So they escape?” Al asked. “Not always,” he said, “I like to keep in character,” he explauned, “So you’re Councillors Allthwaite and Armitage, you sound like a dodgy comedy duo,” he joked, or tried to, “You want to check the Pedo unit?”
“Yeah, whats this about healthy eating?” I asked, “Council minutes page 236 of 2015, McDonalds Chicken McNuggets” and I flashed the page under his snout. Hindi sex We all looked round confused so Mike opened the steam valve, “It needs new piston rings I’m afraid,” he said as despite a bad steam leak ping, ping, ping the pedos teeth started breaking. “Lord no!” Mike replied and he fetched a heavy iron cylinder which he attached to the dentists chair before adjusting it so the extension rod just brushed against one of
