I was thinking of seducing him. What is the absolute worst Voldemort could do? Porn video BTW, Dumbledore’s just ordered 300 Moldiemort Robes. Yes. Are you snogging my sister? And you let him live. Teaming? Ginny
Bugger. – Albus
To: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster
From: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress
Re: Re: Re: Re: The Moldiemort Robes
You know, Albus, it’s all fun and games until someone gets the Killing Curse flung at them. BTW, Dumbledore’s just ordered 300 Moldiemort Robes. In the middle of a meeting an unmarked owl dropped off a package of Moldiemort Robes. Anything you’d care to explain, dear? A new division of Potter Enterprises Worldwide
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Your brother
I’ve taken a stance with your brother in order to:
keep my nose unbroken, and
get him off my back. Dumbledore
To: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress
From: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster
Re: The Moldiemort Robes
Minerva,
I expect delivery of the robes early tomorrow.
