“Polling day you pillock.” he said. “Get rid of the Pedophiles mainly,” I said. tube8 I don’t remember the election, I had ten pints at dinner time and a few more after tea and we went down Town Hall, I sort of slumped in a chair and then after a lot of fuss the results were announced. “Quite right!” the old cow said so I shut up. “You coming Johnno?” someone shouted. “Polling day you pillock.” he said. “All right, what you drinking,” he asked. “What about the Muslims,” they asked. “Oh yes, and them.” I agreed. “You right Johnno?” someone asked, it were Norman Biggins from the Butchers, dressed all in black like a pregnant SS officer he was, see we played footie for the school under 13 team before he got too breathless from the fags. “Mind my knickers they’re,” she said as I ripped them off her, “My good ones or they were.”
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