But he was cute, I was bored, and what harm could come from answering a short survey? hardcore porn Idiot. Have a merry Christmas, Holly.”
“You, too, Chris. Idiot. “But to even the playing field, the song that most represents my love life is ‘I Want To Know What Love Is’ by Foreigner, and I think Stevie Nicks is fuckable.”
I laughed. I’m so sorry. —
Dear Holly I-Don’t-Know-Your-Last-Name,
It is with much regret that I am writing to inform you that you have not won the grand prize of $1000.00 that we agreed to split, minus tax deductions. Another guy ran a red light while turning and fishtailed on the snow, hitting my dad’s car.”
“Oh, my God. “I’d like to know the real Holly McGregor.”
I sniffled, only half-paying attention to him. “Too many people for my tastes.”
“And yet, you’re here.”
He tapped the clipboard.
