“Oh mum! I had a massive hard-on bulging my pants. Porn I bet
there’s no high-speed internet for the next 45km around and guess
who’s the lucky guy about to spend his precious holidays in this
nowhere? But you will come to like
it, believe me.”
And with that we drove off the parking lot and into what should become
the most memorable vacation of my entire life. This was going to be
much less of a hassle than I feared. Magda had just left the house, telling us she’d be home late, when Valerie came down the stairs in nothing but a long t-shirt that almost covered her knees. But you will come to like
it, believe me.”
And with that we drove off the parking lot and into what should become
the most memorable vacation of my entire life. I suddenly realized why
Magda wanted to pick me up from the station: no cabs, no bus, no
nothing.
