Our Elsie pushed me tea in front of me. Bokep indo I’m Henry Blagthorpe, They calls me Lord Blagthorpe, or that bastard Blagthorpe. I were bloody knackered. “She means technically,” the Vicar said helpfully, “So there is a lot to organise, flowers, bells, choir,”
“That’s bollocks is that,” Lucy says, “No flowers, no bells, no choir, no bloody fancy dresses, just call the Banns, marry us part way through morning service and then us can get started on a son and heir for Daddy, I mean for Henry.”
“Are you sure?” I asks. She must have been hot as she had her shirt undone and thee could see her whatsits swinging as she shovelled. They were shocked to see I down Chippy, They let us go first in queue on account of none of ‘em wanted the sack. She were fit, healthy, why she had a better than average chance of bearing me a son.
